The Sanity Check.
A 60-minute clinical diagnostic. We look under the hood and tell you what is actually broken, and what kind of help you need.
- £119
- 60 minutes
- Remote or on-site
- Book your Sanity Check
One hour. One honest answer.
Imagine the operation running like it should: compliance tracking itself, the team following the same process every time, and a holiday you can actually take without the phone going. Right now it is the opposite. You are in the daily weeds, half your systems are worked around rather than worked in, and a single resignation would walk months of knowledge out the door. The Sanity Check is the circuit breaker. A focused 60-minute session where we look under the hood of your specific business and tell you, plainly, what is broken and what to do about it. Not a discovery call dressed as a sales pitch. The actual work.
Concrete deliverables. Nothing hand-wavy.
- A structured 60-minute call covering operations, the software you already pay for, the team, and the bits you are still holding together personally.
- A clear read on whether your problem is a tool, a hire, or a process. Most founders are surprised which one it turns out to be.
- A short written summary of where the real tension sits and why.
- A definitive recommendation on the exact next step, if any. No obligation to take it with us.
Founders of property management companies who know something is wrong, are not getting a clear read on what, and want an outside view from someone who has actually run an operation.
Anyone after a quick fix, an AI tool to hide the cracks, or validation that everything is fine. If you are not willing to involve the team and change how you operate, save your £119.
The questions you're actually asking.
What if you tell me nothing is broken?
Then we tell you nothing is broken and refund the £119. It has happened. Rarely. But it has happened.
Will I need to share confidential data on the call?
No. We work from the operational shape of the business, not the numbers. You can answer most questions without opening a single file.
Can you sign an NDA before the call?
Yes. Send us yours, or we can use a short two-page one. It is signed before any specifics are discussed.
How is this different from a free discovery call?
A free discovery call is a sales pitch. The Sanity Check is the work. The price exists precisely so we both treat it as the work.
We already have property management software. Isn't that the point?
Usually the software is fine. The problem is the operation around it was never designed, so half the team works around the tool in spreadsheets and inboxes. The Sanity Check tells you whether you need a new tool, or just to use the one you have properly.
Is this another framework or a 90-page PDF?
No. There is no copy-and-paste framework, no guru template, no AI band-aid. It is one operator looking at your specific business and telling you the truth. If that is not what you want, this is not for you.
Do I have to commit to a Review afterwards?
No. The whole point of the Sanity Check is that you walk away with clarity, whether or not you ever speak to us again.